Scareolas 

A situation where a woman's areola and nipple cover the majority of her breast.

Derived from the words: AREOLA-area around a woman's nipple. and SCARY: To be very frightening.

"I took Betty Sue out last night. When we got home she wanted to have sexual relations. I had to decline because that bitch had some nasty ass scareolas."

Scareolas by hunter349 April 16, 2009

Scaryola 

scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.

Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."

Scaryola by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020

scarola 

The Italian word for escarole, pronounced "schka-ROLL." Also the Italian-American slang for money.

Here's fifty large; that's a lotta scarola...

scarola by CaysE September 2, 2011

Scaregasm

1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.

1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."

Scaregasm by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008

Scarelarious

1. Something intended to be horrifying that's also funny.

2. Entertainment that parodies the horror genre.

1. The online article, "5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen" is scarelarious.
2. Scary Movie 3 was scarelarious.

Scarelarious by the_bearded_oneder May 16, 2011

ScaredAssPussy 

a person who is way to afraid to confront someone in person, so they spread rumors and talk anonymously to them, calling them made up bullshitty words to try and offend them, while clearly failing. Is fat, and has no real friends to talk to this about. Finds defense in offences to other people.

Person 1: God i have this fucking annoying cunt hating me on formspring
Person 2: Oh god, what a scaredasspussy. i almost feel bad for how pathetic they are...

ScaredAssPussy by BULLSHITTYY January 26, 2011

scareplane

scareplane skair-pleyn

–noun

1 - A small commercial aircraft typically carrying no more than 12 passengers and having no physical barrier between the passenger compartment and the cockpit. Often piston-driven propeller planes, they are famous for being flown by pilots wearing short pants.

2 - A device used for killing Caribbean tourists, young musicians, and local politicians.

That scareplane I flew to Telluride in almost hit a goddamn mountain.

scareplane by Epic_HRI February 14, 2010