the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.
Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.
by Fred Ghurkin July 24, 2017
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Fired before you are hired.
Or rather, finishing something before really getting started, i.e. work, new project, marriage or something of significance. But fired before hired sounds better.
(Past Participle - Scaramuccied)
(Verb - Scaramucci)
Paul: Is Anthony starting work today?
Donald: I scaramuccied his ass.
Paul: Oh shit!
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CNN: In todays news, Anthony Scaramucci became the first person to be Scaramuccied.
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Verb: Scaramucci
Friend: You better take care of your wife on your wedding nigt, else she is gonna scarmucci you, son!
by N@kedape August 17, 2017
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When someone or something "crashes and burns" immediately after "peaking". This can be used to describe an event of quick reverse of someone's fortune.
"Did you hear that Chad is now mopping floors at K-mart?", Ryan asked.

Kyle looked up at Ryan with a sigh. "Ehh, that's fitting considering his diarrhea accident in the boardroom."
"And to think, when he got that promotion, he was the youngest VP in the history of Google," he added.
"Scaramucci Effect is a bitch!"
by O-Dawg87 August 1, 2017
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(Phrase). To be fired within one's first ten days at a new job due to gross incompetence.
If you {pull a scaramucci} it is generally considered to be a great embarrassment.
by Joe Bethersonton November 27, 2017
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A palindrome number that is divisible by 11, such as 121, 1331, and 123,456,787,654,321—a "mirror number" that is a multiple of 11.
Anthony worked at the White House for almost a Scaramucci number of hours, before he's fired.
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When you pull off something amazing only to then crash and burn right away.
I used a new pick up line on a girl that really impressed her and then I started talking about my ex and she walked away.

Brah, you had the scaramucci effect goin on last night.
by lpuller August 1, 2017
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