Scanzel
A worker who will do anything to avoid a five day work week, and tries to leave early on the 4th day.
Scanzel by UFtwentyeights March 19, 2011
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scannelled
a confrontation with a scannel or scannel like person, usualy resulting in the person accused being excom'd (AKA excomunicated)
usualy the person who is accused has actualy done nothing at all, but is just picked out randomly.
usualy the person who is accused has actualy done nothing at all, but is just picked out randomly.
(5 minutes left in class, watching the end to a booring movie)
scannel: hunter go sit over there, thats your new home.
(hunter has no clue whats going on)
steve: OOOOO you just got scanneled!!!!
scannel: hunter go sit over there, thats your new home.
(hunter has no clue whats going on)
steve: OOOOO you just got scanneled!!!!
scannelled by hunter February 9, 2005
Matthew Scannell
An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"
A famous song of his is "everything you want"
and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
A famous song of his is "everything you want"
and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
Matthew Scannell by L'Ranne June 24, 2006
scannelled
to be owned, to be owned in particular anyone with the name scannell, a very unpleasant confrontation with a scannell in which you are owned
Jon: pound it Steve
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled
scannelled by Steve February 8, 2005
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer
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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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