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A scam but advertising to be a legitmate product. Like many we see on the internet everyday.
1. "Did you see that advert for instant muscle gain"

2. "yeh its a real Scamvert"

1."I just won the nigerian lottery"

2. "did you give them your bank details?"

1."Yeh!"

2. "you just got scammed by a scamvert"
Scamvert by Mushkin September 1, 2009
Words you can keep

scamperton 

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo
I think i might go have a scamperton.
scamperton by Deano007 December 24, 2008

spamvertisement 

(N) A SPAM message that has been posted in a realtime chatroom by someone (usually a guest to that chatroom) that advertises another chatroom.
1. "I heard that wolfgurl325 got banned from #NarutoWorldRP for posting a spamvertisement."
spamvertisement by meowfox of doom January 15, 2007

spamvertising 

Form of online advertising that uses spam-like tactics in ways not usually associated with spam. We know about spam in snail mail, e-mail and enwsgroups, but this is a much wider problem:
fake blogs, comments on websites that allow visitors to comment, shell sites, etc.
For some reason, these guys reckon this form of advertising is worth their while. I'd be willing to bet a huge sum of money that less than 0.01% of advertisers who use these tactics actually make money, in fact the majority probably lose money plus the time they've wasted setting it up. Spamvertising just pisses people off, it certainly doesn't make us want to go and spend money on whatever heap a shit you're hawking.
just look at many of the current blog posts on www.weblogs.com
or the waves of spam comments at blogcritics.org
spamvertising by b0Bz0r3llo March 27, 2005

Scamvertise 

An advertisement that is meant to scam or trick you into buying or believing something just so whoever is running the ads can profit from it.
I just saw a scamvertisement for scientology.
Scamvertise by the big meme February 10, 2018

Spamvertisement 

Spam emails, privet messages, notes, comments that people recive on/in their accounts.
"I got one today. Some kind of spamvertisement asking me to go some site"

scabvertisement 

Website ads featuring nasty skin conditions. The ads are usually — but not always — on medical information sites like WebMD. This is not in any way to cast in a bad light the people who have the conditions, because anyone is susceptible to viral, fungal, and bacterial infections, as well as cancer. But most people, including those with the condition, would agree that it's kind of hard to look at.
How do I turn off this horrible scabvertisement?
scabvertisement by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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