Scalmutations 

Eating out at a restaurant

1: Hey, wanna go get some scalmutations?
2: Sure, there's a KFC over there. Buffet?
1: Rad.

Scalmutations by Tonto! January 23, 2011

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

Greetings and Salutations 

“FUK YUWH”
🖕🏼
💥🔫
✊🏼🩸

"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"

Greetings and Salutations by Determinate May 13, 2021

Soup, sex and sun salutations 

Eat soup, have sex and sing to the sun.
People also say it before doing a performance or a face.

Person 1: all hands in
Person 2: soup, sex and sun salutations

Soup, sex and sun salutations by Eviesblue January 23, 2022

Salutations amicable homosapien 

The greatest intelligence flex known to mankind. It translates to “Hi friendly person”. Saying this will impress all your friends and finally win over your crush and make you the most popular person ever.

Warning, possible side affects may occur:
-You will become a Shakespeare kinny

PERSON ONE: “Salutations amicable homosapien!”
PERSON TWO: “Was that even English?”

Salutations amicable homosapien by flour March 9, 2022

salutations 

An amazing word that can be used both on meeting and on leaving.

(1) Someone walks up to another person. "Salutations."

(2) "Salutations." Someone then walks away from another person.

salutations by The Bruhness is over 9000 December 15, 2016