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scalling: (v) to brutally beat the mess out of someone or something (eg. that cocky asshole that always brags, annoying nerd that gets on your nerves, etc.) with a rubber ducky.

Past tense: scalled
Future tense: scall
Dude, I'm scalling your mom right now.
by Fartix Maximus February 06, 2005