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1. Scalavino
someone with no formal artistic training (tinkle tinkle)
Damn i'm in deep Scalavino , my lite brite bulb went out , that dog lady in going to have my ass!!
2. scalavino
Being obsessed and falling in love with someone that you just met regardless of distance.
My friend got all scalavino with a girl that lives in Delaware.
3. Scalavino
1. A pompous man
Fred: "Look at that guy with the big nose"

Andy: "He must be one of those Scalavino people"
4. scalavino
3. a sexual act involving a paintbrush and a Tight end.
Andy: Did you hear about Erik?
Fred: What?
Andy: Instead of selling his art, he was in his PFW cubicle having a Scalavino
5. scalavino
2. A bad artist. Someone lacking in formal artistic training
Dan: Thats some awful art over there.

Andy: $10000, that must be a Scalavino or something.
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