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Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.
Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?
Scaffle by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011
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to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner
I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.
scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011

scuffle hoe 

A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.
She is such a scuffle hoe. How do all those guys not realize that she is just playing them!?
scuffle hoe by ryanfox December 25, 2010

snaffleburger 

A slang name for female genitalia, often one that has been much used and has a hint of kippers.
Man1: "Look at that sexy bird"
Man2: "Yeah, but I bet she has a snaffleburger"
Man3: "I agree. Can you smell fish?"
snaffleburger by Waldopop March 26, 2011

snaffletooth 

a particularly bad case of snaggletooth
me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.
snaffletooth by scabeater January 18, 2010
Noun; A physical confrontation; A fight.
Verb; To fight.
Next time I see Donnie, I'm going to scuffle his ass.
scuffle by Bill Atwell March 4, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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