One who plays mean melodic lines in either jazz improvisation of sick melodic lines in classical or band music. Master of crazy rhythms.
by Rangeover June 18, 2009
The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.
by El Manisero May 29, 2010
The bass saxophone is a torture machine designed to crush the user to death or suck all air out of them. It is commonly used by the Incredible Hulk and must be pushed on a cart. It is real common to find it in the tuba section since it is rejected by all other woodwinds. It has also been used in World War II to knockout German troops.
Alto: What instrument do you play?
Bass: The Bass saxophone
Alto: Go speak with the director
Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.
Bass: The Bass saxophone
Alto: Go speak with the director
Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.
by Canofbeanns July 1, 2018
The telepathic bond shared by two or more saxophone players, typically in a marching band. This is undeniable and 100% true. One will often do the same most random things, or say the most random things at the same time. Also one will know when the other is happy sad or excited even nervouse. Often related to the bond shared between twins.
Sax player 1 and two at the same time: "These are not the droids you're looking for." Sax player two: "SAXOPHONE TELEPATHY"
by SaxKing1 April 4, 2012
A bong.
by happytherippa April 15, 2021
When on the verge orgasm, the woman inserts a wooden reed into the man's urethra and plays a c-flat, causing instanious orgasm, bowel, and bladder release.
by HarryMcTuckett March 27, 2020
The act of felating your partner with four fingers in your rectum whilst having a a mouth full of Nutella
At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest
At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest
Doris was providing gunter with a dirty saxophone at the office parry, thankfully she had remembered to bring some nutella from the kitchenette before hand,. Afterwards she wiped her fingers on hunters shirt, fortunately the brown stains were easily explained away by the Nutella
by Honest Joe January 21, 2021