Sausage Lozenge 

A readily available remedy for a sore throat that a man carries with him at all times. The sufferer simply inserts the man's penis into her/his mouth and awaits the rush of medicinal goodness that's sure to cure even the most severe of sore throats*.

*May cure any number of other ailments.

Corey complained that her throat was sore, and Jon offered her a sausage lozenge.

Sausage Lozenge by CoreyLovesPaintball March 21, 2009