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The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even. A sausage event occurs when the male population > female population If the male population represents: =50%: Supper >50-59%: Sausage snack >60-69%: Sausage cocktail >70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF >80-89%: Sausage buffet >90-99%: Sausage banquet =100%: All you can eat sausage The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam) GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going? GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls. GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale? NERD: Thats a 81% male population. GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go. |
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