Sattler 

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his actual penis.

Person 1 " Did you see that 50 year old in the locker room"

Person 2 " yea that was gross, his pubic hair was like twice the size of his penis"

Person 1 " Damn he had a real bad Sattler"

Sattler by DirtyGreyhound6969 July 27, 2012

Sattler 

Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy

Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy

Sattler by Captain_swags October 11, 2020

Sattler 

Slang term used among DJs to describe a abrupt change in music, being that by a bad sense of timing or just awful mixing. It also can be used to describe a statement thats simply stupid or ridicule in any given context.

1. DJ changes from classic rock to J-pop*
Guy screams: "Come on man! Dont Sattler that!

2. "Party was getting really good yesterday, until the DJ sattlerized the playlist."

Sattler by MemoryCard April 6, 2017

Ellie Sattler 

The Sexiest character in all of the Jurassic Park franchise (1993-Current). Ellie Sattler is hot, intelligent, witty, is a paleobotanist, and she believes in women ruling the world!

Alan: Hey, Veronica! have you watched the original Jurassic Park? I love the Character Ellie Sattler

Veronica: Yea, isn't that the one with The plant paleontologist, the mathematician, and the other paleontologist going to a dangerous dinosaur theme park?

Alan: Yea, but Ellie Sattler is in the movie an shes smokin' hot!

Ellie Sattler by Monika69 March 30, 2022

Phillip Sattler 

One that has a visibly bruised head and eye

God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler

Phillip Sattler by Ol June 22, 2004

Phillip Sattler 

He Who Shall NOT be named

We lost the R&R because of Phillip Sattler!

Phillip Sattler by Um October 31, 2004

Shattler 

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.

Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”

Shattler by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008