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Noun.

When your leg gets stuck in a bear trap and you need to chew it off to survive.
"Oh man what a horrible weekend! I had to pull a Satoru!"
Satoru by Xella714 February 16, 2017

Satoru Gojo 

A fine ass teacher omg. Tall. Beautiful eyes. STRONGGG???? and INTELLIGENT??? wow. what more can i ask for. Anyways this mf comes out in Jujutsu Kaisen go watch it lol.
“Wow have you seen the new anime adaption of Jujutsu Kaisen?”

“Yup omg! but did you see Satoru Gojo though?”
Satoru Gojo by Sistinechapel December 5, 2020

Satoru Gojo 

Satoru Gojo is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer from the manga and anime named Jujutsu Kaisen
Satoru Gojo is a badass, he can walk in uninvited, threaten the old man in charge, then walk out just as casually without suffering any consequences
Satoru Gojo by tryst_69 December 8, 2020

Satoru Iwata 

The current president of Nintendo. Born in 1959. Brilliant and kinda cute.
Satoru Iwata used to work for HAL Laboratory, Inc.
Satoru Iwata by Slim November 22, 2004

Satoru Gojo 

The sexiest mf in all of anime. He’s definitely packing and has a god complex. Mappa’s favorite.
You let your girl watch Jujutsu Kaisen?

I did.... she left me for Satoru Gojo and I understand.
Satoru Gojo by Bakuhoe March 17, 2021

Satoru Gojo 

The strongest jujutsu sorcerer with a 5 ft cock that will rip you in half. Just hearing his name will make you cum in your trousers 15 times.
Guy: I just saw satoru gojo the other day

Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
Satoru Gojo by hrhsher March 17, 2021