Deciever of the Nations!
Prince of Darkness!
Evil one!
Repent, you who accept Jesus as your Savior.
Hey uhh... Satan, is it? Yeah. Well... Step away from the throne!
by Mr.Preacher December 3, 2018
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Satan is kind of the leader of hell and maybe the punisher of hell. Some says below Satan's level are priests in hell. Although we don't know about this, but people believe stories on written walls are of a man who is extraordinary. Confirmed he is Irish, people are discovering new artefacts of this man, which also could be satan.
Goddamn, those crooks. They're strung by Satan.
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the best damn guy you'll ever meet
hey have you seen satan, yea he's the best
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Satan,a also known as the Devil,b and sometimes also called Lucifer in Christianity, is an entity in the Abrahamic religions that seduces humans into sin or falsehood. In Judaism, Satan is seen as an agent subservient to God, typically regarded as a metaphor for the yetzer hara, or "evil inclination." In Christianity and Islam, he is usually seen as a fallen angel or jinn who has rebelled against God, who nevertheless allows him temporary power over the fallen world and a host of demons. In the Quran, Shaitan, also known as Iblis, is an entity made of fire who was cast out of Heaven because he refused to bow before the newly created Adam and incites humans to sin by infecting their minds with waswās ("evil suggestions").

A figure known as ha-satan ("the satan") first appears in the Hebrew Bible as a heavenly prosecutor, subordinate to Yahweh (God), who prosecutes the nation of Judah in the heavenly court and tests the loyalty of Yahweh's followers.citation needed During the intertestamental period, possibly due to influence from the Zoroastrian figure of Angra Mainyu, the satan developed into a malevolent entity with abhorrent qualities in dualistic opposition to God. In the apocryphal Book of Jubilees, Yahweh grants the satan (referred to as Mastema) authority over a group of fallen angels, or their offspring, to tempt humans to sin and punish them.
Person A: I can teach you how to enter Heaven and not meet the Face of Satan.

Person B: Really!?!?! Thank you, One thing to clarify, I'm not the greatest at prayers
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The primordial omnipresent conscious darkness, throughout nature, as well as the universe, which speaks and the 'supreme' prince of evil.

Satan harms innocent people for his entertainment/selfish desires, as well as has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) and brainwashes others to be the same.

(Notes: Satan tries to cover up for his disorder, including by confusing others that neurotypical people have it.

He has demons who work for him to spread his disorder around the universe.

No god was powerful enough to destroy Satan, but one day a being shall come to do so as the prophecy fortold).
'Satan isn't necessarily a red human with horns, but the omnipresent evil conscious darkness, throughout nature and the universe, which speaks.'

(Please read my definition of evil & demon for more information).
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When you pack a bong or bowl with weed but then cut yourself and collect the blood, spreading it onto the weed, then light it and take a hit
“hey man, you wanna do a Pact With Satan?”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit
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