by Garth March 4, 2005
The name Satan (stn in Hebrew) comes from Judaism meaning something like adversary. The being served as a companion and counter view to that of the Jewish god, testing God's followers and prompting God to prove the power of its people's faith and dedication.
In Christianity, Satan is the fallen angel Lucifer, who is typically seen as the one responsible for weakness in the wills of Christians when they fail to avoid sin. Portrayed as a trickster and usually depicted as a red, man like being with horns, cloven feet and a tail. Much of the image of the Christian Satan is an amalgam of imagery associated with gods of pagan faiths that were absorbed by Christianity as it spread further West with Roman conquest.
In Christianity, Satan is the fallen angel Lucifer, who is typically seen as the one responsible for weakness in the wills of Christians when they fail to avoid sin. Portrayed as a trickster and usually depicted as a red, man like being with horns, cloven feet and a tail. Much of the image of the Christian Satan is an amalgam of imagery associated with gods of pagan faiths that were absorbed by Christianity as it spread further West with Roman conquest.
Job (6-12):
One day the divine beings presented themselves before the Lord, and the Adversary (stn) came along with them. The Lord said to the Adversary,"Where have you been?"
The Adversary answered the Lord, "I have been roaming all over the earth."
The Lord said to the Adversary, "Have you noticed My servant Job? There is no one like him on earth, a blameless and upright man who fears God and shuns evil!"
The Adversary answered the Lord, "Does Job not have good reason to fear God? Why, is it You who have fenced him round, him and his household and all that he has. You have blessed his efforts so that his possessions spread out in the land. But lay Your hand upon all that he has and he will surely blaspheme You to Your face."
The Lord replied to the Adversary, "See, all that he has is in your power; only do not lay a hand on him."
The Adversary departed from the presence of the Lord.
Common escape for those who fall into sin:
Satan made me do it.
One day the divine beings presented themselves before the Lord, and the Adversary (stn) came along with them. The Lord said to the Adversary,"Where have you been?"
The Adversary answered the Lord, "I have been roaming all over the earth."
The Lord said to the Adversary, "Have you noticed My servant Job? There is no one like him on earth, a blameless and upright man who fears God and shuns evil!"
The Adversary answered the Lord, "Does Job not have good reason to fear God? Why, is it You who have fenced him round, him and his household and all that he has. You have blessed his efforts so that his possessions spread out in the land. But lay Your hand upon all that he has and he will surely blaspheme You to Your face."
The Lord replied to the Adversary, "See, all that he has is in your power; only do not lay a hand on him."
The Adversary departed from the presence of the Lord.
Common escape for those who fall into sin:
Satan made me do it.
by Godlessscholar April 13, 2007
1. Big red dude that lives in hell
2. Marlyn Manson's Bestest buddy
3. daddy of the Antichrist
4. Recreational Killer that likes to use Satanism in a situation
2. Marlyn Manson's Bestest buddy
3. daddy of the Antichrist
4. Recreational Killer that likes to use Satanism in a situation
1. Hello all welcome to hell please get in line for your torture
2. Marlyn you look great in that Camisole
4. Cop1: we have a Satan down at the Warehouse sexually toturing women
Cop2:shit...
2. Marlyn you look great in that Camisole
4. Cop1: we have a Satan down at the Warehouse sexually toturing women
Cop2:shit...
by Scary Terry April 9, 2005
commonly thought of as a evil male with horns, but in truth is a beautiful young girl. She is underage and favorite pass time is to seduce older guys. Another name for Satan is Lynessa, which is the original swedish translation.
by A Friend In Need June 3, 2009
A nonexistent figure created based off of older, pagan religious symbols for the purpose of scaring young impressionable children into believing in god... another nonexistent character ALSO based on earlier, PAGAN religious symbols and beliefs.
Come on people don't be airheads.
Come on people don't be airheads.
by Styxhexenhammer November 29, 2009
SATAN means Eternal truth in the sanskrit language. Lord Satan is the God of gentiles (non jews). Satan has been known under many names in different cultures. He is actually an extra terrestrial being (Nordic race) friendly towards humanity. All the pagan Gods are extra terrestrials. Satan is the first yogi and the first magician. He is also the first in the universe to have reached immortality. He is the father of the aryan (white race). His brother is Enki also known as Beelzebub. Satan's wife is Lilith and he has several children, the most famous ones being Astaroth and Azazel. Some names given to Lord Satan in different cultures include : Enki, EA, Lucifer, Odin, Wotan, Shiva, Shaitan, Satanas.. He is also called the "Allfather". Satan predates christianity and is not submitted in any way to the so called jewish god "jehovah" which is actually a group of evil aliens and not a single person. Satan is a very loving father to his followers. He is not evil in any way. There are many Demons (Gods) under his banner. To learn more about Satan go to joyofsatan.org
Satan is incredibly beautiful. Satan has nothing to do with the christian lies of a red horned monster. Satan has blond hair, blue eyes and is the father of the aryan (white) race. Satan stands for individuality, freedom and empowerement. He wants us to realize our potential and become gods ourselves. Satan created us but the evil jehovah organisation waged a war against Satan to enslave humanity, and they sealed our chakras preventing us from easily accessing our spiritual powers. To learn more about Satan please visit joyofsatan.org
by Satanic Snake May 26, 2017
Goes by many names. His favorite title is "Lord of All Emos". These days humanity do so much to corrupt their souls themselves, he hardly has any work to do, so he mostly plays chess with Kim Jong Il and wonders why Cradle of Filth even bothered to release their new album in the first place.
Really isn't as bad as all that, apparently.
Also see Dick Cheney and Adam Sandler.
Really isn't as bad as all that, apparently.
Also see Dick Cheney and Adam Sandler.
"Hey, I just saw Satan!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was cutting himself and trying to convince George Bush to quit the Iraq War"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was cutting himself and trying to convince George Bush to quit the Iraq War"
by Aaron Vance January 11, 2009