sassy breeze

a fart

My mother blew me a kiss in the form of a sassy breeze. It smelled and came from her butt.

by peepeepilot November 3, 2014

Sassy Sunday

The day where you let all of your sassiness go and become more manly the next day.

“Babe why are you being so sassy”
“Wdym it’s sassy Sunday..”

by Chickennugget9k March 26, 2023

Sassy Veronica

Alias held by slutty cam girls who slide in your dm’s during early hours of the day asking you for money because your father was caught choking the chicken on camera. Sadly these dumb girls think you’re going to pay for your dad’s hoe ways but they are unfortunately mistaken. Warning they will send the pictures and you will be scarred for life.

Person 1: Dude what’s up you’re really quiet this morning

Person 2: oh I don’t know it’s just the third time I’ve woken up to bitches telling me dad’s flashing his Willy again

Person 1: what in the actual fuck is he ever gonna learn I swear if I here a word from one more Sassy Veronica I’m gonna lose my shit

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

sassy wand pose

The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.

There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.

by Drapple Malfoy April 6, 2016

Sassy special

You know the basics
Vodka
Scotch
Lemonade and hint of coke
Two Shots of Three year old petrol you get out of a Walmart
Small portions of Heroin Dust
Growing it out Mushrooms
Dissolved Acid Strips
and a squeeze of lemon Just about enough to knock out about every single animal in the lion king movie

Lez"hey Sassy what the special today"
Sassy:"The sassy special you druggo"
Lez:"Let me try it mate"
Sassy:"Whdiyatalkinabeet?"

by ChooiceKisser69420 October 7, 2023

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

sassy ange

A woman of small stature and Asian heritage who believes she is the queen of Spain and possesses an ungodly amount of cool. She has a witty remark for everything and annoys all of her friends with her apparent belief that she is superior to all. Her cute face is her only saviour.

That girl is such a sassy Ange

by cinnamonsynanom October 7, 2015