Sasquatch

A middle-aged, hairy man who dwells in public pool locker rooms. Almost always naked, they will traumatize unsespecting pool goers for hours.

Dude! Did you see that Sasquatch in there?
Yeah, now I have to go back to therapy.

by _Jay_ June 22, 2006

Sasquatch

A nickname for Sam Winchester. Or, a tall hairy being that Sam Winchester is mistaken for.

1) Dean: All right, time for bed. Come on, Sasquatch.
2) Gabriel: Finally, a real sasquatch caught on film! W-wait a second....false alarm, it's just Sam.

by DESTIELFTW000 March 18, 2019

Sasquatch

When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty

by Damusiczar January 15, 2021

Sasquatch

A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.

"Dude did you see the sasquatch with all those berries?"
"yeah she burnt down my home"

by Yetiman October 7, 2007

sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.

by Albert February 15, 2004

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

Sasquatch

An individual that has the ability to consume enormous amounts of drugs and still function as a normal human being.

James:Mom is Snoop Dogg a sasquatch?
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.

by Tank.com October 4, 2018