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Sasquatch Crotch 

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.
Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."
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Sasquatch crotch 

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
Sasquatch crotch by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.
That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.
Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch
Squatch Crotch by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

crotch-squatch 

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022