Sasmonger 

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

Sasmonger by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

samsunger 

Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.

"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.

samsunger by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011

samonberry 

20th century artist, based largely on the west-coast of America. Considered a 'pop' or 'psychedelic' artist, also one of the founders of the art-car movement.
some examples at www.samonberry.com

"yo, that bus is almost as cool as Samonberry's!"
~or~
"thats totally Samonberry style"

samonberry by jillian simian September 28, 2006

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmonger 

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

assmonger by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger 

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

assmonger by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger 

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

Assmonger by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003