Anybody with this name is literally indebatably 5'4" or shorter and thereby qualifies for national throw a short person day.
Person 1: Hey, today is National Throw a short person today. I Threw Sarah Totty since she qualifies as short.
Person 2: Isn't National Throw A Short Person day tomorrow?
Person 1: Uh.... maybe?
Person 2: Isn't National Throw A Short Person day tomorrow?
Person 1: Uh.... maybe?
by Myle9 October 20, 2021