A mentally ill "politician" who doesn't understand why we've been in Korea for the last 50 years. Someone who FOX News hired as a political commentator that cant comment on politics unless it involves abortion, gay marriage, stem cells, terrorists or other dumb shit that gets the religious nuts all riled up. If her and McCain had won she would be a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world because everyone knows McCains' old ass is about to keel over any minute. She does have one thing going for her though. Even though she's forty-something and has shit out four or five kids, she still looks really sexy.
Guy #1: Sarah Palin is useless.
Guy #2: No she's good for one thing. You can stick your penis in her mouth and shut her up. Teach her a lesson
Guy #2: No she's good for one thing. You can stick your penis in her mouth and shut her up. Teach her a lesson
by ???s upon ???s April 1, 2010
A snarky woman who clawed her way to get the Republican nomination for Vice President during the 2008 presidential race. She got her 15 minutes by disregarding the best interests of her family and lying about her experience and qualifications. She earned a bachelor's degree in journalism through a scholarship that she won in a beauty contest in 1979, and she touts herself as qualified to hold the most powerful position in the free world. She opposes abortion (even in cases of rape) and still calls herself a feminist.
"Geez- that girl is so snide and hypocritical- I'm so glad I only have to be in a class with her for this one semester! She's a regular Sarah Palin!"
by collegemom September 6, 2008
MAVERICK; doesn't brand their cattle, nor follows rules (like all politicians), has a slutty, stupid pregnant teenager who doesn't understand where babies come from
Sarah Palin: Maaaaaaaaaverick!
by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaverick January 12, 2009
1) A completely hypocritical Alaskan who if pro-life yet lets her slutty teenage daughter get pregnant at the age of 17 and forces her to keep it.
2) The Republican VP Nominee in the '08 US Presidential election.
2) The Republican VP Nominee in the '08 US Presidential election.
by reid_o September 8, 2008
A woman who ran for Vice President under Republican fossil John McCain in 2008, and failed miserably. Many expect her to run for President in 2012. However recently she quit halfway through her term as governor of Alaska.
This likely means she doesn't stand a chance in any future elections. (unless she sucks and fucks her way up the political latter like in 2008's election.) and will end up either working for Fox News to support her right-wing claims, (See: Mike Huckabee )
Also see:
quitter
idiot
whore
This likely means she doesn't stand a chance in any future elections. (unless she sucks and fucks her way up the political latter like in 2008's election.) and will end up either working for Fox News to support her right-wing claims, (See: Mike Huckabee )
Also see:
quitter
idiot
whore
I saw Sarah Palin on TV the other day and popped a boner. However I didn't listen to the warnings that listening to her may cause dizziness.
by mj_kingofpop July 28, 2009
1. Sarah Palin the former governor of Alaska; also one of the unofficial leaders of the Teabag party
2. "That bitch cheated with my husband! She's such a Sarah Palin!"
2. "That bitch cheated with my husband! She's such a Sarah Palin!"
by SCmder Thor April 15, 2010
Sarah Palin might not have much foreign-policy experience, but she definitely has some cock-in-her-mouth experience.
Sarah Palin is a VPILF.
Sarah Palin is a VPILF.
by metallkidd93 September 4, 2008