44 year-old governor of Alaska and possible future Vice President of the United States. Former runner-up to Miss Alaska and mother of five children. Total hottie who bears more than a passing resemblance to Tina Fey. A blue collar babe, Mrs. Palin is known to have worked as a commercial fisherman and is proficient in the operation of snowmobiles and firearms.
Sarah Palin is a total MILF. I want her as VP so that I can fap to the State of the Union speech 4 years from now.
by McCain-MILF '08 August 31, 2008
Governor of Alaska since 2006. John McCain's running mate for 2008 election. As a governor, Sarah Palin has more executive experience than her running mate, senator Biden or Senator Obama put together. Has been an effective governor, balancing the budget and presenting the Alaska Gasoline Inducement Act to build a natural gas pipeline through Canada, reducing our dependence on foreign oil.
Liberal: Can't stand that inexperienced Sarah Palin. Can't believe she doesn't stay home to raise her down-syndrome kid! (scowl)
Other guy: You sound nervous. I thought you supported working women. And doesn't Palin have more executive experience than that gal you were hellbent on getting into office just the other day?
Liberal: You're right. We liberals are suggestible. That's why we chose Obama.
Other guy: You sound nervous. I thought you supported working women. And doesn't Palin have more executive experience than that gal you were hellbent on getting into office just the other day?
Liberal: You're right. We liberals are suggestible. That's why we chose Obama.
by Kuchen, kniffla and streudels August 30, 2008
Governor of Alaska. Beautiful, smart, and a "Pit bull with lipstick" rising star in the Republican Party. Nominated as Vice Presidential Candidate with John McCain. Single handedly brought the Republican Party back to life.
Besides his wife, the one woman that has Obama scared!
Besides his wife, the one woman that has Obama scared!
Who was that woman speaking at the Republican Convention that everyone is talking about?
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah !! Sarah Palin, the first female President of the United States !
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah !! Sarah Palin, the first female President of the United States !
by Tennessee Wayne September 6, 2008
Guy 1: "Hey, my girl has two-foot long nipples. Beat that!"
Guy 2: "That's nothing! Sarah Palin has a six inch titty!"
Guy 2: "That's nothing! Sarah Palin has a six inch titty!"
by McCain's penis April 20, 2011
One of the most known and blindly, idiotically hated politicians of all time. However dispite hateful attitudes, she still continues to be one of the most outstanding and successful politicians in current day America. Most people that hate her only hate her because they were either told by someone else, or told by a media outlet. Most of the few sophisticated and legitimate arguments put forth against Sarah Palin in the end turn out to be false or incorrect and were only brought to the conclusion because they had assumed or jumped to an answer without thinking. But in most cases when arguing with someone blindly judging Sarah Palin, the only argument they will be able to come up with when asked "Why is she an idiot?" Is "She just is." Celebrities are also a part of this gigantic hate cloud towards her, one of the greatest examples of this is Tina Fey, when saying "I can see Russia from my house!" Words never spoken by Sarah Palin somehow ended up being said by her.
All and all Sarah Palin is one of, if not the best modern day politician and surpasses nearly all of her rivals through her experience as a governor. This experience easily surpasses that of the President and much of the other politicians in office today.
All and all Sarah Palin is one of, if not the best modern day politician and surpasses nearly all of her rivals through her experience as a governor. This experience easily surpasses that of the President and much of the other politicians in office today.
Idiot: GOD, Sarah Palin is SOOOO stupid!
Me: Why do you say that?
Idiot: She mistold the story of Paul Revere!!!
Me: No, actually she didn't.
Idiot: Yeah she did! Watch the video!!!!
Me: I've seen it. She told a part of the story that most people who haven't studied up on their history automatically jumped to the conclusion that she mistold the story, when in actuality they're just blind, idiotic, people who assume things.
Idiot: No!
Me: Historians agree with her! What how the f*ck do you explain that?
Idiot: Historians are just stupid Republicans who are too stupid to realize how stupid Sarah Palin is.
Me: Historians have degrees in American history, you on the other hand know only a 6th grade ancient world history class. So you have no right to say that Historians are biased Republicans.
Idiot: What's biased mean?
Me: God help us.
Me: Why do you say that?
Idiot: She mistold the story of Paul Revere!!!
Me: No, actually she didn't.
Idiot: Yeah she did! Watch the video!!!!
Me: I've seen it. She told a part of the story that most people who haven't studied up on their history automatically jumped to the conclusion that she mistold the story, when in actuality they're just blind, idiotic, people who assume things.
Idiot: No!
Me: Historians agree with her! What how the f*ck do you explain that?
Idiot: Historians are just stupid Republicans who are too stupid to realize how stupid Sarah Palin is.
Me: Historians have degrees in American history, you on the other hand know only a 6th grade ancient world history class. So you have no right to say that Historians are biased Republicans.
Idiot: What's biased mean?
Me: God help us.
by MrSebastian June 19, 2011
by Pison August 30, 2008
Wow, I'm surprised nobody defined her yet.
Sarah Palin is the Governor of the great state of Alaska. She is, as of this writing, running for Vice President of the great country the United States of America.
Mother of five children, and soon to be grandmother. You have to admire that.
Pro-life and pro-gun rights. Also very admirable.
She's also really hot.
Sarah Palin is the Governor of the great state of Alaska. She is, as of this writing, running for Vice President of the great country the United States of America.
Mother of five children, and soon to be grandmother. You have to admire that.
Pro-life and pro-gun rights. Also very admirable.
She's also really hot.
Undecided voter in election booth: "Sarah Palin's one hot babe, I'll vote for the Republicans."
Note: Although you should be voting Republican, you shouldn't be voting for the above reason.
Note: Although you should be voting Republican, you shouldn't be voting for the above reason.
by NJBoy September 4, 2008