McCain: I need to shake up my presidential ticket. After all, I'm 70... I'll call Sarah Palin, the Alaska superbitch!

Palin: I'm right here sir! Your very own good looking superbitch!

McCain: Yay!
by The Angry Alaskan September 8, 2008
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A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."

Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.

Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.

Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"

Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!

Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 30, 2010
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One stupid bitch... who happens to be a MILF... she believes in creationism = fucking stupid

a term to describe stupid behavior... and moronic answers

and easily fuckable bitch due to her stupidity

Sarah Palin is dumb enough to be used by Macrack

I fucked a chick last nite, she was really fucking dumb... a sarah palin
by apoloniuos October 22, 2008
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Sarah Palin...

-is a bitch
-is the reason why the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012
-gives her children the shittiest names. Examples include Trig, Purple, Penis, Orgasm, Twogirlsonecup, vomit, etc.
-loves to go into a helicopter and gun down animals with a .50 cal chain gun
-is fugly
-thinks that the dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago
-wants creationism to be taught in public schools, even though religion isn't supposed to be taught in public schools
-thinks that she has foreign experience just because Russia is supposedly in her backyard
-is the reason why McCain lost the election
Sarah Palin: Hey Penis, wanna go hunt wolves with me today?

Penis: Sure

Sarah Palin: *Boards an attack helicopter, chases a wolf down, and fires a missile at it*

Penis: Whee!
by dafsfdsasfdasdfsfasasaaaaaa January 30, 2010
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(n).-one who sees parts of russia from her house. not dissimilar in looks to a baby caught in a blender. walks around saying 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED AND YOU GONNA KEEP THE BABY!'
Sarah Palin likes to keep an eye on those shisty russians from her house
by Flying Spaghetti Monsterrrrr October 12, 2008
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