santos

mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.

"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"

by bigdickrick694201738 April 26, 2018

Santos

Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.

"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"

by Greasegrim April 17, 2017

SANTOS

To trick someone into paying your bill.

Rob Santosed Joe and John when he ran out to meet Dom before the check came. He then santosed the Russian broad into paying for the motel room when he showed up late.

by Yahooda August 22, 2007

Santos

A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla

also your right hand

Hey Kinker, what's a kinker?
i dont know santos, go sniff your smelly dog!!
frickin chinchilla

by hatin on santos October 15, 2009

Santos

Verb; when someone kills a joke.
Noun: a bad joke

yo that dude just santos-ed.

by Oakville S.C July 19, 2011

Santo

A middle aged guy who gets divorced and dates women half his age, usually while acting like a saint.

Dave has turned into a total Santo. He asked out his daughters friend on Facebook

by Margaritamayhem March 23, 2022

Santo

A guy who'll jump into danger for women but wouldn't even move if his guy friends were on fire

Adi: He would rather die for a random girl than help me move out.
Giffee:Don't bother man. He's such a Santo!

by ad411 October 10, 2019