Sandy Surprise

V. the action of dipping one's meatstick in the sand while boning your girl/victim while they are on their back and then proceeding to stick it in the vagina thus giving her a painful orgasm

Yo I just railed this crazy bitch on da beach and she screamed when I gave her the Sandy Surprise!

Sandy Surprise by st6lt February 10, 2009

Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

Sandy surprise by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

sandy suprise 

When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her

Tom: dude, what you do with Monica at the beach? Jerry: I gave her a sandy suprise.

sandy suprise by Islamicllamas March 27, 2016

sand paper suprise 

It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.

sand paper suprise

sand paper suprise by Silverado Stu October 18, 2008