European Sandalmaker 

One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.

"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".

European Sandalmaker by CAMPSTEVENS June 28, 2010

European Sandlemaker 

When a man poops on a womens back, then proceeds to walk on that females back as if giving a massage.

That dude gave her an intense European Sandlemaker.

European Sandlemaker by Premium Boy July 3, 2010

sandflake 

A person from Florida, who at first glance, appears well kept and normal. However, they are ignorantly exclusive to one another in their narrow minded, severely undereducated, "flo grown" mentality. Their prefrontal cortex is severely underdeveloped and they are ruled by their reptilian brain leaving them forever to be ruled by basic instincts and carnal desires.

The sandflake can't be friends with the opposite gender due to their underdeveloped prefrontal cortex.

sandflake by Wildbill1984 July 2, 2021

Sandunlekha 

Typically excessively tall, a Sandunlekha in the wild has the tendency to be attracted to electric sockets, trip over slips of paper and laugh out loud in serious moments. The last known urban sighting of a Sandunlekha was when she was seen trying to cut a paper cup into two, presumably so she could pour out more drinks.

A - 'I've gone and slept wrong and pulled my shoulder'.

B -'Oh man. Talk about pulling a Sandunlekha'

Sandunlekha by @totallynotyourfriend November 22, 2021