"May I borrow your lighter?"
If there are any male Sand Zombies in the area, they will reply with,
"Only if you suck my dick."
So Begins the Sand Zombie Mating ritual. The Mating itself involves a lot of name-calling, biting, and of course, lots of ass-sand.
To avoid becoming a Sand Zombie, remember to clean out your sandy ass-crack regularly, and avoid situations that your ass could get really sandy in.
*"CAN I BORROW YOUR LIGHTER?!?!"*
Guy 1: Dude, we better get out of here, I think that was a Sand Zombie!!
Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets beat it!