by Sooner Brat December 7, 2013
in my opinion, the best school you could ever go to. Sure, it might suck your Freshman year because you planned on going somewhere else, but somewhere between the complaining and sleeping, you'll see that it's a school with laid-back teachers, funny ass rallies and a school mass in which 98% smokes weed.
The dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a Spartan is everlasting. At San Juan, you'll make friends like no other, you'll see things you've never seen before and you'll get a locker! Most schools aren't even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!
If you think about leaving, it's just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.
The dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a Spartan is everlasting. At San Juan, you'll make friends like no other, you'll see things you've never seen before and you'll get a locker! Most schools aren't even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!
If you think about leaving, it's just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.
B: So how's Bella Vista?
M: Ehh...I'm thinking about coming back to San Juan High.
B: Why'd you leave then?
M: I was stupid.
actual conversation
M: Ehh...I'm thinking about coming back to San Juan High.
B: Why'd you leave then?
M: I was stupid.
actual conversation
by Brittney Sade July 26, 2008
a school at the heart of Citrus Heights, knowing for being ghetto when in actually it isn't really ghetto or really diverse. It's known for it's outlandish shit-talkers, arm candy cheerleaders and retarded teachers. The y try to call it a historic landmark because it was built in the land before time but it really isn't. The renovations attract the bitches that hated Spartans because the school was "ghetto". It's a wonderful school to spend your years at even through all the shit you'll be put through.
S: Yo, Michelle be talkin' mad shit.
R: Doesn't she go to San Juan High?
S: Maybe that's the reason.
R: She had a nice ass dress to their homecoming though, they throw some bomb ass dances.
R: Doesn't she go to San Juan High?
S: Maybe that's the reason.
R: She had a nice ass dress to their homecoming though, they throw some bomb ass dances.
by Brittney Sade July 16, 2008
A City 60 miles south of Los Angeles that used to be peaceful back in the day. Its crime has climbed since then thanks to illegal immigration. Racial Makeup of city is 65 Percent Hispanic, 1 percent black and 33 percent white. Stay away from the La Zanja Neighborhood after 6pm. You will get jumped and or shot. A good City to Buy Meth or Other Drugs/illegal things. Anything On the East Side is good and middle class. West of Camino On the Railroad Tracks means trouble. Don't EVER Drift into that part of town after night unless you want to get jumped. South Side and Downtown are peaceful for the most part and you may run into the occasional cool homeless person that will buy you beer! A Small city of 30,000 people but varies greatly depending on which part your in! And Lets not Forget the Multi Million dollar mansions up in the hills that are targets of home invasion robberies.
Hey man i was in west san juan capistrano last night and Got jumped by the san juan crips at night on La Zanja by the train tracks. Then i went back to my crib in irvine where its safe and full of richies!
by ACaakesterFan April 27, 2010
Often used by latinos and mexican-americans to describe something magnificently surprising . It is the combination of a Saint John (San Juan), which is used to describe something magnificent, and a Saint Peter (San Pedro), which is used to desbribe something surprising.
It is also used as a noun.
Juan Pedro is a XXI century, famous mexican paintor, reknowned for his collection of Indian nudes.
It is also used as a noun.
Juan Pedro is a XXI century, famous mexican paintor, reknowned for his collection of Indian nudes.
That tattoo you got of the Virgin Mary is a total San Juan Pedro.
He's such a San Juan Pedro.
We studied over 30 golden ratios used by Juan Pedro in his painting "The discovery of Lupita".
He's such a San Juan Pedro.
We studied over 30 golden ratios used by Juan Pedro in his painting "The discovery of Lupita".
by BubblegumShadow November 4, 2006
A terrible school that doesn't care about your complains about mdm ruining your ipad. They just don't care
Xavier School the cursed school, to you I pledge its death.
(I'll just add this so that it can get through "Xavier School San Juan"
(I'll just add this so that it can get through "Xavier School San Juan"
by TrisecTroop September 29, 2022
A school filled with privileged Ladera kids who live in a bubble and don't know where the good beaches are at. This school lowkey sucks but at least its better than Tesoro.
"Hey you go to San Juan Hills High School?"
"Yeah, it doesn't smell like a dump like everyone else says it does."
"Yeah, it doesn't smell like a dump like everyone else says it does."
by thiccthiccdaddy27 June 23, 2020