Samsquench 

A fat ass that has skinny legs and devours pubulsecent boys, extreamly ugly and wears toothpaste as deodorant. Uses boys semen for shampoo. They are typicaly found in schools or are the Santa Clauses at malls during christmas.

Can also be used the describe a specific area where a samsquench is, or roams in that area.

Man, that cafeteria samsquench sucked my dick.

Samsquench by bigshitass May 6, 2011

Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

samsquantch 

Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...

"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"

samsquantch by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008

Samsquamch 

This is another name for the creature known as "Sasquatch". Other common names include "Abominable Snowman", "Yeti", "North American Great Ape", and "Bigfoot".

The term Samsquamch arose from the popular Canadian television show "The Trailer Park Boys" as coined by the character Bubbles as played by Mike Smith.

If you're going camping in Canada, keep an eye out for the legendary Samsquamch!

Samsquamch by Tiger Striped Dog April 24, 2008

Samsquanch

A Canadian big foot

Look out for the samsquanch.

Samsquanch by Demarcus May 31, 2018

Samsquamch 

the scientific name for Sasquatch.

ex1. Bubbles: What if its a samsquamch? Julian: bubbles they dont exist. Bubbles: you tell that to all the people that got eaten by them. Greasy bastards.

Samsquamch by kybro07 February 4, 2010

Samsquach 

Samsqauch, noun, a samsquach is large hairy, sweaty person who assaults your eyes by eating a burger or sandwich poorly, while whooping and/or grunting.

"You didn't tell me your mom is a samsquach. The wedding'a off."

Samsquach by Mokee September 13, 2014