by yoshikid8 November 18, 2021
A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.
"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"
"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."
"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."
by Hairy Canuckles August 11, 2019
A team of the most badass recruiters in the nation primarily from the Pacific Northwest. This includes Tacoma, WA, Spokane, WA, Tukwila, WA, Vancouver, WA, Portland, OR, Anchorage, AK, and Wasilla, AK.
by Chief Samsquanch June 3, 2022