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The epitomy of perfection. Someone who is compassionate, kind, smart, and friendly, yet sexy and lots of fun to be around. One cannot help but to be awestruck in this female's presence. Commonly mistaken for the sleeping disorder "insomnia," research has proven this to be a side effect for guys who happen to be in her presence. All XX chromosomes beware, this girl turns Megan Fox green with jealousy!!!
Matt: Dude, I think I'm in love...
Nick: You just met Samiah didn't you? I warned you about her...
by shaq7 July 22, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The coolest girl in the world, usually deriving from Bernardino with a super swaggy sense of style. This girl is live asf with an intelligence that matches and rivals her litttery. Watch out she's not on the come up, she's already there.
Becky: Oh my god, did you see Samiah she left a trail of gold in her wake. Like OMFG Nikki.

Nikki: Damn, Samiah shine bright like a diamond.
Nikki's Dad: Did you see the Samiah star it shined brighter than the North.
by trapgodandra January 28, 2017
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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