Samford 

1) University in Birmingham, AL
2) Nexus of Old South money
3) Center of Madison Avenue Christianity
4) Land of beauty queens

1) Yeah, I go to Samford. Not STANford, SAMford...in Alabama.
2) I think every male since my great grandfather Rev. Billy Bob Beeson has gone to Samford.
3) My tattoo's in hebrew, it means "Beloved," and it totally matches the earrings that I just got from Yurman!
4) Are you kidding? I'd never leave the House without pearls, heels, and hairspray!

Samford by almostgradjeeated February 2, 2009

Virginia Samford Theatre 

An EPIC theatre filled with EPIC things. Located in Birmingham Alabama. Memes are also made here.

Yo did you here about the EPIC show at Virginia Samford Theatre. It was a victory royale.

Virginia Samford Theatre by EpicEpicEpicEpicOkCool December 21, 2018

Mark Sanford 

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.

1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.

Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009

Bread Sanford 

Revenue, Cash flow, or any other term to define money gotten legally or illegally

E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!

Bread Sanford by TechieThugg September 20, 2019

Sanford Middle

Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.

Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes

Sanford Middle by shrekismyactualdad June 9, 2019

sanford & son 

A TV sitcom that aired on NBC from 1972 to 1978. It starred the late great Redd Foxx as a 65-year-old Los Angeles junk dealer Fred Sanford who lives with his 30-ish son Lamont played by Demond Wilson.

Sanford & Son still airs on TV Land almost every night.

sanford & son by Redd Foxx Fan November 30, 2004

Sanford 

From madness combat but the name sounds like a retired Lawyer that lives in texas

STFU SANFORD YOU DIRTY WHORE

Sanford by imthatfriend;))) May 30, 2021