Sam

Dickhead who chats shit. Never trust a sam they always lie to make themselves look better. They cannot be trusted with girls.

Girl: I hate sam
Her bf: me too

by Chizino September 24, 2017

Sam

A person who is no fun

"Dude stop being such a Sam"

by Will@kfd1423 August 14, 2009

Sam

1. Horny tool who derserves nothing better than a slut.
2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else.
3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.

Omg, he like totally pulled a Sam on you.

by JoyRide January 25, 2009

Sam

A gay boy who cries when he gets beat up.

Bro you got beat up during that friendly boxing match and started crying, what a Sam.

by superb at masturbation February 9, 2010

Sam

A completly creepy guy, who never takes no as answer... fancys himself to be in love with you and wont fuck off. Put simply is a STALKER

*hot girl* See that guy over there
*other hot girl* Yeah
*hot girl*while he's a complete Sam
*other hot girl*does he like stalk you?
*hot girl* Yeah and he wont leave me and my boyfriend alone!

by Lill Miss Sunshine May 29, 2009

Sam

A hot and great guy amazing dark hair and beautiful blue eyes i love him but i dont think he feels the same, fittest guy i know and a great football player and runner!

Sam, the world's fittest guy!

by Dog_cherry_chic August 28, 2017

Sam

The name of someone who is a Cuckold.

He paid me to fuck his wife last night! He must've been a Sam.

by A cockmongler September 4, 2016