n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"
by Chunk Norris August 18, 2012
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