Salty Blanket

When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.

Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016