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1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche
"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"
by Jamesmcspanks November 10, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Referring to or in reference of a Vagina that has a salty or sweaty flavour or essence.
Damn dude, I can't wait to get some salty vag after that chick gets done on the starmaster.
by the BEAVE February 15, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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