1 definition by Jamesmcspanks

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche
"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"
by Jamesmcspanks November 10, 2008
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