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Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."
Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.
by FreetosLay August 20, 2011
The last place on earth you'd want to be.
Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines
by YournextBunny08 October 19, 2010