by Jackie SSS January 16, 2015
Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.
by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014
When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
by Lenny Smith March 3, 2008
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
by Seidcar March 31, 2010
the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.
Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!
by Rhino88 August 10, 2010
This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.
by OneShot July 25, 2012