A funny Indian who is wise and caring if you're close to them however can be difficult. Their circle is pretty small and have little to no involvement in other people except their own kind. If you find a Salloo, get close to them and don't waste the opportunity. They often have poor eyesight hence most of them wear goofy lenses.
Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!