if you got conned or lied to or swindeled then you are a stupid fuck for signing to buy the car last i looked salesman dont carry guns you stupid fuckers out there dont knock the car salesman for giving you a bad deal last time you bought a car. you signed for it asshole
by jeff1978 August 3, 2006
Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.
"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...
"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."
" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."
"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."
" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."
by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011
a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return
by Word_for_word January 18, 2012
a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.
Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"
by kantalupa October 29, 2008
An anime from 1989 thats really underrated. Its about this salesman that goes around helping people with their issues but gives them one promise that they have to keep (which they never do). So, when the promise is broken the salesman makes everything backfire and practically ruins their life.
by Phantasmagoria333 March 21, 2022
A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
1. Guy 1: "The weirdest guy came over today, he tried to sell me a timeshare in exchange for anal"
Guy 2: "must be a backdoor salesman."
Guy 2: "must be a backdoor salesman."
by :)XVX(: May 9, 2010