Saleem

A rare breed of snake found north of East Tokyo.

This breed of snake does not have a digestive system, so all the shit comes out when it talks.

Almog: "Yo my G, you kno' Josh he a mad snake"
Abdul: "Snake? Fam dunnoe, that kid's a Saleem"
Almog: "Ye aight, u righ dunnoe"
Abdul: "dunnoe"

by hgalice August 22, 2021

Saleem

He's the worst twin brother you've ever met. He slams your finger in the door frame, and usually has a huge crush on a girl named Jessica. Saleems are often angry and bad-tempered as well.
They act innocent but really, they really aren't.

Saleem loves Jessica = you know what that means...........*chuckle chuckle*

by uthrgbefwedxwq November 21, 2019

Saleem

Saleem Is a Boys name he's garbage basically he likes his friends and his gf haya mufleh so muchhhh

He's ugly has a nice sense of humor and kind

Hey Saleem go (die) ☻

by Allah mnee7 November 15, 2019

Saleem

A boy who is selfish and has a fish face and likes people called zaher

saleem is so ugly frrr

by mohamedswwimsuituwu June 21, 2022

Saleem

Saleem is a selfish dude with a fish face and loves zaher

hey saleem ur so selfish fr ur so bad

by mohamedswwimsuituwu June 21, 2022

Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary

That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017