ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.

Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss

by Gayke123 December 3, 2022

Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019

Mississippi Salad Toss

the act of taking a cucumber and covering it with ranch, and then proceeding to shove it up someones ass and the other person throws a head of cabbage at you while you fuck them. afterwards, partner shits out the remaining ranch and cum onto the salad and cucumber, thus making a mississippi salad.

dude, jessica asked me if i wanted to mississippi salad toss her anus and I said no way bro!

by shecallsmedaddy18 November 21, 2017

gay salad toss

gay ass shit

toss my gay salad toss and stick a penis in it.

by Eminem the Real one October 27, 2013

Sumter salad toss

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.

Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss

by dumpstermonkey August 15, 2008

Salad Tossed

getting a handjob from someone

have u ever had your salad tossed

by Jaden Black May 9, 2017

Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010