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noun. a person who "Sucks At Life." pronounced Sal, not S-A-L.
WTF, what a SAL. She ruined our plans once again.

You're such a SAL! Stop being a little bitch.
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a guy that smells and tastes similar to llama shit
That indian boy is definitely a Sal.
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I met a sal yesterday.
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Stands for "Sucks At Life". Someone who sucks at whatever they attempt whether it be women, friends, money, jobs, skills, etc.
Guy 1: See that ugly guy over there trying to dance?

Guy 2: Yea. He's lookin really stupid.

Guy 1: He's working hard enough trying to score cool points, what a S.A.L.
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Abbreviation for "sucks at life". someone with very little prospects in life and a term used to describe someone who has been dealt a bad hand.

Also someone with a face who can make a lady vomit.
Here comes "sal" again. What a huge loser.
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"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or mood from good to bad, either intentionally or unintentionally. He/She SAL.

My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.

You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.



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The act of finishing hastily, usually less than 30 seconds. Normal used to describe premature ejaculation.
Example one:
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, I finished in a sal.

Example two:
Hey I'll be back in a sal.
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