Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?
by Emadorily March 13, 2005
Free beer in Ireland (Lucky sons of bitches), a whole load of pinching for those who don't wear green in other countries. Stupid leprechaun cunts.
by The Robinator March 26, 2004
The feast day of the patron saint of ireland. Great because you get off school and/or work (in Ireland at least) and you have an excuse to swear a lot, drink a lot and be patriotic to the emerald isle. The parades are brilliant craic and remember to wear green... =
Stupid if you're not actually irish, only pretending. You're not irish if your great great great granny emigrated from dublin in 1709. =
Stupid if you're not actually irish, only pretending. You're not irish if your great great great granny emigrated from dublin in 1709. =
"Are ye coming down to the Saint Patrick's Day parade in Cork?"
"Aye, what's it got for me?"
"Drink, girls and a load o' craic"
"Aye, what's it got for me?"
"Drink, girls and a load o' craic"
by hermanthevikingfish March 18, 2008
When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.
Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.
Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
by SilasBirch March 17, 2021
An unnecessary day hosted with irregular attacks like pinching causing caustic blood drips.
Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.
Also a celebration for the long supressed Irish - another addition to holidays celebrating Americas loving for i-am-sorry-for-hurting-you-oppression.
Example One
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."
"Bitch Ima piench ye ass."
Example Two
"Sorry my Irish bitch I did not mean to skin you."
by isuckaeye March 17, 2004
A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.
Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.
by Jay April 19, 2005
A bizarre cult founded by Joseph Smith in the 19th Century, based around a bunch of golden tablets. Their stronghold is Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
Also known as Mormons, after their bible, the Book of Mormon.
Also known as Mormons, after their bible, the Book of Mormon.
"They march, the Latter Day Saints
Salt Lake's sick residents
They want you to repent
The want your ten percent".
Fad Gadget - "Salt Lake City Sunday".
Salt Lake's sick residents
They want you to repent
The want your ten percent".
Fad Gadget - "Salt Lake City Sunday".
by OxygenBurglar November 5, 2009