saguaro slammer 

Saguaro Slammer: A bold and unconventional act performed in the Arizona desert, where one partner inserts a finger into the other’s backside shortly before delivering a stinging smack to the face during climax.

“After trying the Saguaro Slammer in the Arizona desert, she was left feeling more bewildered than pleased, questioning their spontaneous decision.”

saguaro slammer by Sugondis October 26, 2024

Sahuaro High School 

A bunch of crackheads, potheads, and future nobodies all clumped together in one shit show of a school.

Person 1: Bro did you hear about the fight at Sahuaro High School?
Person 2: No, what was it about this time? Drugs or fake gang beef?

Sahuaro High School by Fuck_Sahuaro December 5, 2019

Griffono Saggaroli 

An overweight italian man that owns the successful restaurant "Saggaroli's Italian Cooking". He is famous for his homemade Italian cooking that is totally not laced with rat poison.

"Bro have you seen Griffono Saggaroli anywhere?"

"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."

"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"

Griffono Saggaroli by Stinkiest Birb March 8, 2019

Sahuaro High School 

A shitty school full of people who don’t wanna be there with a buncha freshman who do nothing but bitch and moan about how the school “never used to be that ghetto” and that it’s “going downhill” even though they haven’t been there for more than 5 months. Usually seen on the news for fights or drug busts, commonly referred to as the most dangerous school in Arizona.

Boy 1: what school do you go to?
Boy 2: Sahuaro High School.
Boy 1: I’m so sorry.

Sahuaro High School by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be November 12, 2019

Saguar[bro] 

A dude or dudette who is part of the sharp, creative workforce in the trendy Scottsdale, Arizona city. The saguaro cactus is his/her mascot because it is an icon of living in the desert where people cannot handle cold weather. Often seen wearing skinny jeans, a suit jacket, sunglasses, and carrying a laptop briefcase, the saguarbro (or gal) spends his/her free time checking out the newest foodie and entertainment spots in Old Town Scottsdale, taking a bike ride along the canal, or enjoying a morning hike. A saguarbro also says things like "no worries, its a dry heat" or "seriously, it was only 60 degrees out today so I had to bring a coat."

I am looking for a job in Scottsdale, let me reach out to my saguarbro for some connections.

That saguarbro is wearing gloves and its 65 degrees outside.

Did you see that saguarbro that just walked into that office? I think I saw her at the club on Saturday.
The local coffee house was filled with saguarbros on their laptops.

Saguar[bro] by Edward Scottsdale May 6, 2018

saguaroing 

When two girls are standing on either side of a dude getting fingered by him.

I love saguaroing college freshman

saguaroing by Peopleofworld6y7u8 August 27, 2022