Best bud in the wholllllllle world, yeah, i went there

Stands for Small Aggressive Gimp Syndrome.
Characteristics include shouting, twitching, and being overly aggressive towards others, while maintaining a lower than average height.
Can also result in increased ego and delusions of being attractive.

Coloquial term for the pant half of a tracksuit; tracksuit bottoms.

Severe Acute Girlfriend Syndrome

Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad

A slang for the scrotum.
Balls.

Simply put, a code name men us when it comes to "Spit A Game", S.A.G.S, allows guys to claim the woman w/o her noticing when around guys

Okay well theres this girl jessica and me and my firend dared her to sag her saggy ass tits in my friends brother face after ripping her robe off and showing her bare nakie body as on top of him...well she kept sayin wen can i do this wen can i do this ever sicne then..shes known as sags not only beczuse she got dared to do it but its tru and she has saggy ass tits! her tits are actually so saggy that they make her have a huge hunchback!