The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.
Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.
by Northern1 April 07, 2011
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Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs
Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option
by howard1976 June 10, 2014