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The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.
Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.
#fart #bottom burp #trouser cough #brown noise #trump
by Northern1 April 07, 2011
5 Words related to Safety Fart
Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs
Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option
#fart #break wind #toilet #shit #lady #jane #porcelain god #bathroom #runs #curry
by howard1976 June 10, 2014
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