"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"
Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.
Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.
by kain2201 October 17, 2013
sad boner (noun):
A melancholic phenomenon that occurs when one's nether regions become engorged with gloomy desires. This peculiar state of arousal brings about a simultaneous surge of longing and despair, making it the perfect embodiment of Emo or Goth sensibilities.
Originating from the depths of existential angst, a sad boner stands as a symbol of a tormented soul, trapped in a physical manifestation of emotional turmoil. It is an embodiment of the eternal struggle between desire and desolation, where the body yearns for pleasure while the mind wallows in melancholy.
This unique state of erection, often cloaked in black attire and adorned with sorrowful accessories, embodies a paradoxical fusion of longing and hopelessness. The sad boner's somber aura is best complemented by dark eyeliner, brooding music, and poetic soliloquies about the futility of existence.
To experience a sad boner is to dwell in the twilight realm of desire, where pleasure and pain intertwine like vines in a neglected cemetery. It is a paradoxical dance of excitement and sorrow, evoking a morose aesthetic that could make even Edgar Allan Poe shed a tear of grim admiration.
Caution should be exercised when encountering a sad boner, as attempting to assuage its melancholy with conventional means of arousal may prove futile. Only the gentle touch of an understanding soul, versed in the art of consoling melancholia, stands a chance of appeasing this enigmatic entity.
A melancholic phenomenon that occurs when one's nether regions become engorged with gloomy desires. This peculiar state of arousal brings about a simultaneous surge of longing and despair, making it the perfect embodiment of Emo or Goth sensibilities.
Originating from the depths of existential angst, a sad boner stands as a symbol of a tormented soul, trapped in a physical manifestation of emotional turmoil. It is an embodiment of the eternal struggle between desire and desolation, where the body yearns for pleasure while the mind wallows in melancholy.
This unique state of erection, often cloaked in black attire and adorned with sorrowful accessories, embodies a paradoxical fusion of longing and hopelessness. The sad boner's somber aura is best complemented by dark eyeliner, brooding music, and poetic soliloquies about the futility of existence.
To experience a sad boner is to dwell in the twilight realm of desire, where pleasure and pain intertwine like vines in a neglected cemetery. It is a paradoxical dance of excitement and sorrow, evoking a morose aesthetic that could make even Edgar Allan Poe shed a tear of grim admiration.
Caution should be exercised when encountering a sad boner, as attempting to assuage its melancholy with conventional means of arousal may prove futile. Only the gentle touch of an understanding soul, versed in the art of consoling melancholia, stands a chance of appeasing this enigmatic entity.
"Amidst the haunting melodies of The Cure, his heartache took a tangible form—his sad boner stood erect, a poignant symbol of his love's tragic demise."
by Alba82 June 10, 2023
1. when a situation is so sad and unhappy, it represents a sad semi-flaccid erection.
2. the act of having a sad, semi-flaccid erection
2. the act of having a sad, semi-flaccid erection
Example One:
Bro1: -texts bro2- Wanna go get some chinese?
Bro2: -responds- Can't, gotta work til midnight.
Bro1: Sad boner
Example Two:
Girlfriend: I don't think you should come stay over tonight, It's that time of the month
-Boyfriend, having an actual sad boner, responds "Sad boner"-
Bro1: -texts bro2- Wanna go get some chinese?
Bro2: -responds- Can't, gotta work til midnight.
Bro1: Sad boner
Example Two:
Girlfriend: I don't think you should come stay over tonight, It's that time of the month
-Boyfriend, having an actual sad boner, responds "Sad boner"-
by Dr. Sawarms August 1, 2013
Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.
I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.
by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017
Most likley a male virgin who masterbates voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster orgasim forcing the penis to look sad and depperesed.
!. dude whats wrong with you
i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday
2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today
i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday
2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today
by arabianpimp27 August 30, 2009